August222014

potterbird:

Daniel Radcliffe for Essential Homme Magazine by Kevin Sinclair.

(via benedictbooty)

8PM
erisender:

my birthday cake this year. based off of this text post

erisender:

my birthday cake this year. based off of this text post

(via thephantomissherlocked)

7PM
carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

witchlingfumbles:

boazpriestly:

thezulla:

leadingtone:

On the importance of a teddy bear…
(by Begemott)

i will reblog this every time.

But what if the teddy bear is the nightmare and the creature is the protector?

It is a little-known fact that teddy bears crave and feed on the dreams of young children. It is little-known, of course, because the bears are so soft and cuddly that they convince the young children that they need them. For a while, the bear will feed on the bad dreams, leaving the child with nothing but the sweetest of dreams. But the good dreams taste better and feed them more, so eventually the teddy bear will start feeding on those, and the child will have nightmares every night. And, because the teddy bear so thoroughly convinces the child that the bear is necessary for the good dreams, they will keep sleeping with it, hoping for its magic to work again.
But the mind of a child is so rich and imaginative that it creates the means to its salvation. The monster under the bed rises, in the end, to vanquish the bear. Some nights it rises before the first nightmare night. Other times, it is at the last moment, and rises only when the bear means to suck dry every last dream and imagination in the child’s mind.
Tonight is the former. This monster was sent out in time to save its child from a single bad dream. And despite the teddy bear’s sword, the monster is fierce and devours it in a single gulp.
It is about to leave when it hears confused, wordless mumbles. The monster looks down and sees its child is awake, and looking up at it. Sleep has not faded so much that the child doesn’t scream, just asks in a sweet voice what the monster is doing there.
The monster, like the teddy bear, can’t speak. Instead it picks up the water by the bedside, hands its child the glass. Still confused, the child takes it. When the child drinks its fill and hands it back, the monster tucks it in with gentle claws.
The child murmurs a thanks and falls asleep again. And the monster leaves, satisfied that it has left its child with less fear rather than more.

holy shit that was beautiful

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

witchlingfumbles:

boazpriestly:

thezulla:

leadingtone:

On the importance of a teddy bear…

(by Begemott)

i will reblog this every time.

But what if the teddy bear is the nightmare and the creature is the protector?

It is a little-known fact that teddy bears crave and feed on the dreams of young children. It is little-known, of course, because the bears are so soft and cuddly that they convince the young children that they need them. For a while, the bear will feed on the bad dreams, leaving the child with nothing but the sweetest of dreams. But the good dreams taste better and feed them more, so eventually the teddy bear will start feeding on those, and the child will have nightmares every night. And, because the teddy bear so thoroughly convinces the child that the bear is necessary for the good dreams, they will keep sleeping with it, hoping for its magic to work again.

But the mind of a child is so rich and imaginative that it creates the means to its salvation. The monster under the bed rises, in the end, to vanquish the bear. Some nights it rises before the first nightmare night. Other times, it is at the last moment, and rises only when the bear means to suck dry every last dream and imagination in the child’s mind.

Tonight is the former. This monster was sent out in time to save its child from a single bad dream. And despite the teddy bear’s sword, the monster is fierce and devours it in a single gulp.

It is about to leave when it hears confused, wordless mumbles. The monster looks down and sees its child is awake, and looking up at it. Sleep has not faded so much that the child doesn’t scream, just asks in a sweet voice what the monster is doing there.

The monster, like the teddy bear, can’t speak. Instead it picks up the water by the bedside, hands its child the glass. Still confused, the child takes it. When the child drinks its fill and hands it back, the monster tucks it in with gentle claws.

The child murmurs a thanks and falls asleep again. And the monster leaves, satisfied that it has left its child with less fear rather than more.

holy shit that was beautiful

(via demonyazuha)

6PM
patternofdefiance:

kinklock:

yes hello sweets I hope everyone wanted a list of porn sans plot. it’s all pure smut, categories are made up (and to my preferences, so not every kink sorry), and tags for what i consider important info are to the side (rimming as it turns out is v important info to me) ~
pls do read tags not everything will be your cup of tea, e.g. daddy kink sprinkled throughout ~ Enjoy ~
military kink (all bottomlock, all bdsm-y)
Captain Watson by TheGeekCooks (Sexxica) (dom/sub, sex toys, this would have sold me by now)
Teacher’s Pet by Rehfan (teacher student that isn’t toplock?? so hard to find, light bdsm, rimming) 
Sherlock’s Secrets by damesansmerci (yaaas this is dark, also gunplay, look out)
Captain by GeniaTheParadox (you’ll notice there’s a recurring theme with the titles)
To Listen and Obey by allflavoursofkink (rimming, hotttt)
Spoils of War by sweetcupncakes (mmmmmm yes)
Oh Captain, My Captain by Aria_Lerendeair (let’s popularize that turn of phrase)
Straight Shooter by nefariosity (nothing straight about it)
A Man in Uniform by janto321 (mmmmmm)
The Prize We Sought is Won  deathfrisbees (sweet too :’)))
bdsm
Captain Watson by anon (this is bdsm-ish, my absolute fave fyi, hands down, bottomlock, roleplay, spanking, John is every person in Sherlock’s roleplay which is oddly sweet??)
Truth or Dare by allonsys_girl (bottomlock, rimming, daddy kink)
Training Sherlock by breadnotangels (bottomlock sublock)
Shames and Praises by s0mmerspr0ssen (best, goes without rec’ing really, bottomlock)
Happiness is a Warm Gun (in Your Mouth) by taylorpotato (hOLY SHIT gunplay, bottomlock sublock)
Not My Area by SailorChibi (bottomlock, anal beads, dark John)
Trussed by lockedin221b (this is the best toplock you’ll ever read aka dom power bottom john~)
The Taming of John Watson by taylorpotato (toplock with dom sherlock, there was rimming at one point and it was eXCELLENT)
Perihelion by darkangel1211 (toplock, dom sherlock, sex toys, spanking, rimming, vibrating butt plugs, all the things)
praise kink
His Good Boy by allonsys_girl (this fic/series is a true gift, praise kink hallelujah, dom/sub -ish, bottomlock)
Praise Me by testosterone_tea (bottomlock, rimming)
Slow Dive by TheRavenLady (bottomlock, rimming, and I mean rIMMINGGgg a+++)
get up (for the sake of the bees) by burnteggshells (aw cute parentlock & bees, but yah also daddy kink and fisting)
Compliments & Deductions by Aria_Lerendeair (john’s deduction kink gets some play too~)
lingerie 
The Red Box by Cleo2010 (john in the lingerie~)
All It Took Was Panties by lockedin221b (that’s all it ever takes with me tbh, bdsm, bottomlock sublock)
Dear Heart (I beat for you) by LadyMerlin (there’s a corset, i REPEAT THERE IS A CORSET, sherlock in lingerie)
How is it You’re Still Breathing? by a-cumberbatch-of-cookies (tishy19) (I’M NOT?,mORE CORSETS, with stilettos, the fanart too, I can’t breath,)
Silk Stockings, High Heels by Linpatootie (back to john in lingerie)
Loop and Button by berlynn_wohl (sherlock in the lingerie now)
Frilly Knickers by agameofscones (orithea), daleked (sherlock again)
Butterfly by dogpoet (“for a case” trope, sherlock crossdressing)
Birthday Boy by 221b_hound (it’s really almost always sherlock in the lingerie)
Lace by agameofscones (orithea) (you guessed it, sherlock again)
Behind Closed Drawers by lockedin221b (Sherlock in lingerie using a dildo, this fic and me are on the same page)
rimming (I just really like rimming)
Silent Treatment by peevee (bottomlock, mmmmm so good)
The Board Has Spoken by anon (bottomlock)
That Bare Bottom Feeling by SailorChibi (omegaverse, rimming, omega john alpha sherlock)
Morning Glory by corpsereviver2 (omegaverse, alpha john omega sherlock, sex toys)
Plethora of Dildos by NerdyMind (plethora of fun ~~, this is really mostly about sex toys but rimming does make an appearance
Sherlock coming really easily (this is oddly specific)
The One Where Sherlock Comes in His Pants by ellie-hell (the title speaks for itself)
Sherlock Gets Dirty by wendymarlowe (dirty talk, sherlock comes without being touched and so do I, JOhn is so hot in this rrrrr) 
Prostate by anonymous (these all really speak for themselves, bottomlock)
John Fingers Sherlock by lotherington (very self descriptive)
tentacles ~~
The Sunlight’s Better Here by tepidspongebath (tentacles, but they don’t belong to anyone, well they belong to the plant monster? i dunno I just suspend my disbelief, dub con)
Eating At The Table Of Another by peevee (tentacles sort of belong to sherlock??)
C. sapiens by patternofdefiance (bottomlock, the tentacles are John’s, very consensual which can be an issue with the tentacles,)
Something’s wrong with John by Irrlich (and it’s tentacles)
clone sex / selfcest
Sherlock’s Laboratory by berlynn_wohl (there’s just a lot going on here, clone sex with sherlock clones and john clones, dp, gang bang, switchlock, tentacles at one point, androids) 
Better Than One by Innerspace (sherlock clones going down on john you’ve heard enough)
Keep Each Other Company by agameofscones (orithea) (selfcest of the time traveling variety!, two Sherlocks one John)
teacher student oh my (I love this trope tho it’s almost always toplock)
Game Theory and Zero Sum Games by cyerus (student Sherlock and teacher John, that context makes me like toplock more than I ever would normally tbh, toplock, dub con) 
5 Times John Was Fucked by a Teacher and Once it was a Nurse by SailorChibi (self descriptive??, toplock, John getting passed around basically, dub con) 
After School Special by TheGeekCooks (Sexxica) (toplock, John does a lot of under the desk work)
comeplay
I Don’t Know Why (I Didn’t Think of This Before) by doodle (NEITHER DO I?, bottomlock)
What My Body Has Seen by philalethia (hint: it’s seen A LOT, bottomlock)
A Sense of Propriety by sweetcupncakes (bottomlock)
Master by Sherlockeddwho_castiel (this is some really kinky shit, come eating, amongst other things, bdsm)
misc
glory holes: I’m Not Actually A Pervert by dorothydonne (im in love with the fact that we have a glory hole fic at all, bottomlock w/Sherlock v in charge)
medical kink: Hysteria by berlynn_wohl (dark john, roleplay or so we assume, dub con if not rp)
microphilia: Microphilia by deuxexmycroft (this may not be your cup of tea but like sue me, dubious consent, toplock i guess?)
voice kink: Voice Controlled by corpsereviver2 (dirty talk) 

I am so thrilled to be listed here - and I AM SO EXCITED TO SEE THIS EXTENSIVE LIST OF NEW THINGS TO READ
OH MY GOLLY GOSH YES

patternofdefiance:

kinklock:

yes hello sweets I hope everyone wanted a list of porn sans plot. it’s all pure smut, categories are made up (and to my preferences, so not every kink sorry), and tags for what i consider important info are to the side (rimming as it turns out is v important info to me) ~

pls do read tags not everything will be your cup of tea, e.g. daddy kink sprinkled throughout ~ Enjoy ~

military kink (all bottomlock, all bdsm-y)

bdsm

praise kink

lingerie 

rimming (I just really like rimming)

Sherlock coming really easily (this is oddly specific)

tentacles ~~

clone sex / selfcest

teacher student oh my (I love this trope tho it’s almost always toplock)

comeplay

misc

I am so thrilled to be listed here - and I AM SO EXCITED TO SEE THIS EXTENSIVE LIST OF NEW THINGS TO READ

OH MY GOLLY GOSH YES

(via arthurdentistry)

6PM
5PM

redscharlach:

What’s more topical than Otters Who Look Like Benedict Cumberbatch? Yes, it’s Otters Who Look Like Benedict Cumberbatch Doing The Ice Bucket Challenge!

Unfortunately, otters find it rather difficult to donate to the MND Association in the UK or the ALS Association in the US, but I’ve heard they make particularly cute squeaky noises of gratitude when human beings make a donation instead…

(via watsonsdick)

5PM

FYI

dean-has-a-wing-kink:

castiel-knight-of-hell:

browncoatsforever:

iwannaliveindeansdimples:

When Dean says, “Dude, on my car, he showed up naked, covered in bees”, he is not saying Cas showed up on his car naked/bee-adorned. He is swearing on Baby that Cas showed up naked and covered in bees. 

This has been a PSA.

…this is life changing…

yes, baby was in storage from 7.6 Slash Fiction until the end of 7.23 Survival of the Fittest 

THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING

(via thephantomissherlocked)

5PM
bluebellglowinginthedark:

Commission for randomportion from LiveJournal, who asked for  early morning routines.
For Tumblr Con art auction.

bluebellglowinginthedark:

Commission for randomportion from LiveJournal, who asked for  early morning routines.

For Tumblr Con art auction.

(via arthurdentistry)

4PM
hannibalspenis:

i think about this gif a lot

hannibalspenis:

i think about this gif a lot

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via arthurdentistry)

4PM

(Source: thoriolanus, via arthurdentistry)

4PM

gvoot:

benedict cumberbatch doing (6) ice bucket challenge(s)

[x]

(via watsonsdick)

4PM

sigma-chan:

I sympathise with Mr. Darcy because he’s not a social person at all. He doesn’t know how to keep a proper conversation and he is very awkward in social interactions. However, he is much more confident in the written medium -his letter to Elizabeth is by far the best on the book and it actually gets her to fall in love with him. I liked to see that such a flawed character still had many virtues and managed to succeed in his life.

(via thephantomissherlocked)

4PM

enerjax:

Benedict Cumberbatch from his #ALSicebucketchallenge for #MND

Information about ALS (Amyotrophic lateral sclerosis) here & MND (Motor Neurone Disease) here

And where you can donate: here,  here, and here

(via cumberbuddy)

4PM

Benedict doing the ALS Bucket Challenge

SIX TIMES! He got it twice on the bike. man I love you!

(Source: mishasteaparty, via cumberbuddy)

4PM
ughmartinfreeman:

what are you waiting for benedict

ughmartinfreeman:

what are you waiting for benedict

(via arthurdentistry)

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